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!!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!! (written by: ryan deberry) i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour cream it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too this is how we do up in the drive thru i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli cheese wrap large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the cap i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito don't be thinking that its all for me though "yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free. i hope you're getting all this down, you're sitting there without a sound hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no make it two large coke, i need that too, one for me and for you just kidding, being nice (AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!) yellow rice, he wants that too, is that something you guys do? if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add the cheese one more holla for a dollar this my crew in this drive thru one more thing, give it to me cause baby WE HUNGRY. Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on beat box and Ryan Deberry on Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap. Hope you enjoy.

The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it? If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard. A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

Live 105 Morning show "Aries Spears" rap with Woody,Tony and Ravey. Edited By: myspace.com/whitemenace

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Chris Rock at its best: Stand up Comedy about society, daily Life, America and Relationship. Here hes talking about how hard it is to defend Rap Music and Hip Hop today. Also mentioned: Tupac, Little John

http://charlieissocoollike.net Yup. You read that right. RAP. Sleeping provided by: http://youtube.com/walllofweird Backing track is royalty free from: http://freeplaymusic.com

This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result. Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at: www.goremy.com Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

John Cena rap battles a fan

El Dragon Ball Rap del Porta completo, y realizado integramente por mi. Busca mis otros videos por "Nepty" ESPERO QUE TE GUSTE!!! NO TE OLVIDES DE VOTARME

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441 Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other online stores around the world!!! Just search for "mac or pc" Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by O'Clock. Check out http://www.macorpc.org and http://myspace.com/macorpc Contact: macorpcvideo@gmail.com NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!! LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in I.E. Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the arrow on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro Mac, PC, and Me, At Last When I run IT'S A iPOD! Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! Stuff I gotta have no matter what It's an iLOAN! I want an Intel, plus CS3, but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed Listenin to Steve Uh! Compatibility Everybody fits with me All the applications wanna get with my virility At any time Yo, it might go off And you can ride it Til it's Micro-Soft Huh! Pay attention I got a new invention Steal your next idea At the MacWorld Convention But guess what You'll always be behind Cuz Mac is a state of mind -------------- Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac.

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS BRO! http://www.youtube.com/igproduction24 Some FAQ: 1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them. 2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. 3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it. 4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!! 5. lolz 6. That huge guy in the video holding me back, is my brother. He's three years older than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah... 7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE "ARABIC" WRONG, I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!! 8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I do respect all other religions. 9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST! Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Lyrics: (Hook) IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth? you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out! I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin! I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden! I don't have a favorite food, but if there's rice, then I am good! Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted, Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it! (Chorus) IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border! I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter! I always live my life with deception and lies! If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised! IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb! Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001) If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're right!" Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME UP" ALL NIGHT! IM PERSIAN! (Verse) Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race? Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil, but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil. I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb, and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies, All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy! Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A, But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :( I really need a nose job, and that'll show them, If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them! I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it, I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it! I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby, But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady! There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back, I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act, If only people would stand a day inside my shoes, They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news. We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them, The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them. Like toys and presents and clothes and cars, I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar. (Chorus) (Hook X2) (Chorus)

A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it. Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it. Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help? Vader: It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are! Palpatine: Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit! Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. Lando: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker. Chewbacca: *Wookie yell* Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks! (Ohh!) Luke: Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium chip! (Dark Side!) Vader: No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe! (Rebels!) Luke: You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! (Dark Side!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (Rebels!) Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH! *Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap* Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* C3PO: Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-ecstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers! Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

This vid is soo nice XD - LYRICS : I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this hizzle For rizzle my mizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don't forget the fries.

New video for 2008 for Ice Cube's street single called Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It. This is an uncensored version off of myspacetv.

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This Video was written and created by Mouthmaster Murf and Dj Mayhem, members of up and coming band The Anomalies. It took about 9 months to create, and the finished product is amazing! Visit The Anomalies Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/theanomalies Download the MP3 for your IPOD below MP3 http://www.thejailhouse.net/predator_mp3.zip Enjoy!

Late night Taco Bell drive thru rap with awesome beatboxer

Ninja Rap music video by Vanilla Ice from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 movie back in '91. Classic.

Only 2 foot '9 inches tall, Weng Weng fights crime in the Phillippines as Agent 00. Track by THE CHUDS (www.myspace.com/chudsunderground) Video edited by John R. www.rroom.org Download Weng Weng Rap on Rhapsody http://musicstore.real.com/music_store/artist?artistid=996374 Track also available on Itunes! Dedicated to the true Mack... Weng Weng!

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This is from the smack dvd! funny as shit!!!!!

There's no business like goat business. Here's another video, this one to the tune of a popular rap song. I hope you enjoy it. If so, feel free to subscribe.

Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn) Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is... Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84